Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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