are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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