Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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