shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
God, I missed his penis.
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