Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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