Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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