yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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