sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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