he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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