Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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