we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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