The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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