i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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