what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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