Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
