the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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