Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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