Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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