i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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