what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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