I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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