This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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