It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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You're like the curious george of whores
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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