Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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