Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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