thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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