Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just invented taco cereal.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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