I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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