we have pet lesbian snakes
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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