The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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