Don't you send me to vm
Screwed.edu
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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