You work out of a Hotel?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think my vagina is haunted
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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