why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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