Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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