yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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