Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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