So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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