i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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