But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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