Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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