Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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