I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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