At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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