its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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