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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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