I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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