Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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