You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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