White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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