Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live