She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.