As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this