can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him