Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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