We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day