I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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