ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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