Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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