How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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