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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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