why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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