Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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