Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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