that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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