Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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