I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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