Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
